RELIGIOUS RIDDLES
| Q: What is the only car approved by the Bible?
A: Hondas! The Bible says we should all be in one Accord. |
| Did you also know that there were motorcycles during Biblical times?
King David owned one. The bible says that David's "Triumph" could be heard throughout the land! |
| Q: How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. God decides when the bulb will change. |
| Q: How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but please send in your donation today so that they can buy the bulb. |
| Q: How many members of the Church of Christ does it take to change
a light bulb?
A: Five. One to change the bulb and four to serve refreshments. |
| Q: How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb, and one to give the old bulb last rites. |
| Q: How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: CHANGE????? |
| Q: How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The Bible says NOTHING about light bulbs! |
| Q: How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What's a light bulb? |
| Q: Who was the best financier in the Bible?
A: Noah, because he floated his entire stock while the rest of the world was in liquidation. |
| Q: Who was the best female financier in the Bible?
A: The Pharoah's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and took out a little prophet. |
| Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A: Ruthless. |
| Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down. |
| Q: Why didn't Noah do any fishing from the ark?
A: He only had 2 worms. |
| Q: Who was the first smoker in the Bible?
A: Rebecca. In Genesis 24:64, it says she lighted off her camel. |
| Q: Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
A: Because Noah sat on the deck. |
| Q: What's the greatest case of constipation in the Bible?
A: satan. Revelation says he'll be bound up for a thousand years! |
| Q: What's the second-greatest case of constipation in the Bible?
A: David. He sat on the throne for fifty years. |
| Did you know that they played tennis in ancient Egypt?
They must have, because Joseph served in Pharoah's court |
| Q: What do you get when you mix holy water with milk of magnesia?
A: A Religious movement |
| Q. What's the difference between people who pray in church and those
who pray in casinos?
A. The ones in the casinos are really serious! |
| Q. What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?
A. Someone who knocks on your door for no reason. |
| Q. Where did Noah keep those two bees?
A. In archives. |
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